The horrible thing about Smeagols
Â Â Is Smeagols are horrible things.
Their eyes they are made out of lanterns (my Precious)
Â Â Their hair it is made out of strings.
Thievesie, Sneaksie, Tricksy, Precious,
Â Â Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
But the most horrible thing about Smeagols
Â Â Is their Precious for which they pine.
Well, that and the throttling, and the eating raw meat, and the treachery,
– J.R.R. Milne, The Mount at Doom Corner
(Well, really, Ian Hamet and myself….)